Friday, July 30

TIE ME UP!

Gentlemen please, FOCUS!



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S-a gasit sabia!
























Traiasca POLITIA ROMANA!


Sincer! Sunt recunoscator celor de la sectia 9 de Politie (sos. Pantelimon), care au intervenit in urma apelului la 112, si care miercuri 28 iulie A.C. pe baza actelor si a fotografiilor de la nunta mi-au returnat sabia, replica dupa sabia lui William Wallace, achizitionata de pe medieval-weaponry.co.uk.

Totul e bine cand se termina cu bine. Acum va trebui sa ii gasesc loc pe perete pana la urmatorul eveniment in stil medieval! Sunt fericit!

Monday, July 19

Pierdut sabie medievala


PIERDUT SABIE MEDIEVALA
obiect cu valoare sentimentala

- sabia am pierdut-o in dimineata zilei de 18 iulie 2010, in zona
Sachelarie Visarion - Dridu Georgescu - Magura Vulturului - Soseaua Iancului,
aceasta fiind parte din costumatia de la nunta mea (nunta in stil medieval).

- fac apel la simtul civic si rog gasitorul sa mi-o inapoieze, de altfel ofer si o recompensa

- aceasta sabie se gaseste si pe eBay.co.uk la un pret mult mai mic, pentru
mine este importanta insa ACESTA sabie, din motive evidente. Multumesc.

Relatii la: 0723 301 483, Dan

Wednesday, July 14

Why never to ask favours from the designers

Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence…

Read from top to bottom...


From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster


Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.



This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.

From:David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone… possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon, where are you?"
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster


yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don’t like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a foul stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.
Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster


yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It’s a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster


Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don’t come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for fun.
I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster


This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster


yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don’t have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend’s cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn’t have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go.
I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Awww


Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven’t seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.
Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww


Please just use the photo I gave you.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww



From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww


Fine. That will have to do.


Thanks to: Relu

Friday, July 9

Team Fortress 2 - Engineer update - easter eggs (☠)

The Frontier Justice

clicking on the image will prove that it exists! the egg finder

The Wrangler

clicking on the image will prove that it exists! the egg finder

The Southern Hospitality

clicking on the image will prove that it exists! the egg finder

The Gunslinger

clicking on the image will prove that it exists! the egg finder


Easter eggs finded by me (the egg finder)

Team Fortress 2, Counter-Strike: Source and Day of Defeat: Source Updates Released

Product Update - Valve
17:06
Updates to Team Fortress 2, Counter-Strike: Source and Day of Defeat: Source have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. The major changes include:

Engine
  • Fixed client crash related flashlight usage.
  • Fixed several issues related to alt-tabbing (invisible players, etc).

Team Fortress 2
  • Added The Frontier Justice.
  • Added The Wrangler.
  • Added The Gunslinger.
  • Added The Southern Hospitality.
  • Added 35 Engineer achievements.
  • Engineers can now pickup & move their buildings.
  • Added Engineer main menu music.
  • Added 4 new maps:
    • Thunder Mountain, a 3 stage Payload map.
    • Hightower, a Payload Race map.
    • Upward, a Payload map.
    • ColdFront, a community built Capture Point map.
  • Item tuning:
    • The Sandvich now uses a cooldown timer, instead of the health pack recharge mechanic.
    • The Gunboats now reduce self-damage by 60% (was 75%)
    • The Tribalman's Shiv bleed duration reduced to 6 second (was 8), and its damage penalty increased to 50% (was 35%).
  • Added better feedback sound for Pyros on when their flamethrower is doing damage.
  • Fixed blood effect on bleeding player.
  • Added a glow effect to Payload carts.
  • Added Romanian language support.



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Thursday, July 8

Team Fortress 2 - wainting for engie

Gata cu prostiile! Vine! Inca 24 in acest moment si vine!

Team Fortress 2 Engieneer Update
_____________________________________



Am facut crafting de mi-au sarit capacele, nu mai am nici o arma, dupa cum se poate observa cam acesta este backpack-ul meu in acest moment, si n-am avut sansa sa imi pice The Golden Wrench, dar ii puteti vedea pe norocosi aici.


Oricum cu toate astea, sunt extrem de incantat de cei de la VALVE si de creativitatea de care dau dovada. Povestea din Team Fortress 2 se leaga foarte bine, cu ajutorul noului comic [Loose Canon] pe care l-au lansat in urma cu cateva zile.

Dupa cum ziceam, in asteptarea update-ului hai sa vedem ce ne-a fost dezvaluit pana acum:

The Wrangler: remote control asupra sentry-ului, shield ..eh..vedeti si voi


Frontier Justice: nu are random crits, in schimb are Revenge Crits, din nou ... vedeti si voi


Urmatoarele 3 fotografii le-am gasit intr-un easter egg pe pagina update-ului (cautati-l si voi),
si din cate observ engieneer-ul va avea posibilitatea de a-si impacheta si muta sentry-ul in caz ca locatia initiala nu ii convine. Sweet!




O noua harta payload (cartulet asa cum ne place noua sa ii spunem), aceasta harta se va numi Hightower si va fi situata in varf de munte



Ni s-a dezvaluit si harta badland-ului stapanit de MANN Co., locul unde se desfasoara lupta perpetuua a celor 9 mercenari angajati de Red si Blue.


O fotografie cu cei 9 mercenari, stramosii celor de azi (Abraham Lincoln as pyro?)


Nu stiu ce faceti voi, eu vreau sa vad daca prind totusi un golden wrench, pentru ca ... zau ... e bestiala:



Friday, July 2

CodeName:Gordon


Sunt un impatimit al HALF LIFE-ului (voci pe fundal: da Dane stim asta, altceva!)
Bun... hai sa o luam altfel: ai cont pe Steam? (daca nu ai iti faci!)

Daca ai cont, inseamna ca ai si jocuri, si daca ai jocuri...cand te-ai uitat ultima oara la lista ta de jocuri? (fa-o acum!) poate observi ce am observat si eu: esti posesor de CodeName:Gordon si totusi nu stiai de existenta lui, si de faptul ca il ai! Ei bine este un joc care s-a potrivit "manusa" pe starea mea actuala, si anume faptul ca vreau sa ma intorc la old school games, la jocuri de NES, si culmea: am CodeName:Gordon.
Hai sa nu o mai lungesc, CodeName:Gordon este un joc free, de la steam, un easter egg daca vreti, pentru ca din nu stiu ce motiv Steam a scos acest joc de la vedere.
Ei bine se poate pacali sistemul, pentru ca daca veti avea curiozitatea sa dati un click pe CodeName:Gordon veti observa ca linkul va va duce catre pagina de Steam store, si totusi el exista (doar ca, dupa cum ziceam, este ascuns de Steam).

Iata cum il puteti instala:

1. Dand click pe imaginea de mai jos


2. Deschizand orice browser (Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, Internet Explorer, Opera), si scriind steam://install/92 (trebuie sa aveti steam-ul deja instalat).


Dovada vie ca eu deja am CodeName:Gordon :

Product Release - Valve
18 May 2004
Codename Gordon, a new side scrolling adventure through the Half-Life universe, has been released for all Steam customers. Created by Nuclearvision Entertainment, Codename Gordon takes players through dozens of levels inspired by Half-Life and Half-Life 2, challenges players to a slew of puzzles, and showcases many of the familiar creatures in an all new, 2 dimensional playing field.




Screenshots:








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Rammstein in Bucuresti


HA! Se apropie week-end-ul, este vineri 2 iulie 2010, si a trecut aproape o saptamana de la Sonisphere, si anume de la ce ma interesa pe mine, si anume: Rammstein pentru prima oara in concert in Romania.
Am fost la concert, a fost absolut FABULOS, de altfel exact asa cum m-as fi asteptat sa fie un concert Rammstein. Pentru cei care au ratat aceasta ocazie, voi posta in cele ce urmeaza cateva video-uri de pe youtube, inregistrate la acest concert, pentru a va da seama de proportiile spectacolului pe care l-a oferit Rammstein si in Romania. Acest concert a incheiat pentru mine cel mai frumos week-end, dat fiind faptul ca sambata eu si Ancuta ne-am casatorit (dupa cum zicea Ana, in aceeasi zi cu concertul Metallica). Va las pe acorduri de Rammstein si va doresc sa aveti parte de ceea ce am avut eu week-end-ul trecut! Am zis, sa fie Rammstein:


























Thanks to: Coco, Roxet

p r o f i l e


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