Today's joke:

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with 4 young mothers and their small children..

"You all have obsessions,"he observed.
To the first mother,Mary,he said,"You are obsessed with eating.You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the 2nd Mom, Ann:"Your obsession is money. Again,it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the 3rd Mom,Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.This too manifests itself in your child's name,Brandy."
At this point, the 4th mother, Kathy,gets up,takes her little boy by the hand and whispers.
"Come on, Dick,we're leaving."

Thanks to: Cynthia